You heard of welly wanging?Must admit not meStrange custom of the BritishWell welly wolly me Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Our Flash Of Brilliance
We did our best to come up withA new idea, with classCame up with this flash of brillianceFraming us in glass…… We hope you like it…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Priscilla and the Physics Lesson
I’ve had a physics lessonAbout these balls when hitNow getting down to exerciseTo keep me supple, fit….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Balcony With a View
By law we had to build theseSo people could get airAlthough a bit too crowdedNo-one seems to care….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Johnny
We hired a car to JohnnyCops returned the carSeems Johnny had some problemsJohnny with the car….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Bumper Sticker
I have myself a flash Porsche(As well as a flash truck)Have on the bumper bar of Porsche‘Poverty it sucks’ Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Lightening Strike
I don’t like using this expletive but rhyme made me do it Was sitting in my carA bolt of lightening struckThe car ended up bit worse for wearShit I said, (and fuck)……. The tyres prevent earthing and electrocution. The steel frame acts as a Faraday cage spreading the electricity around it. I’m not sure ifContinue reading “Lightening Strike”
Go Girl – For When the Need Arises
Ladies no longer need sittingOr when in the bush needing squatJust bring out your trusty pink FUDAnd show (like a man) what you’ve got No sitting on more dirty toiletsNo queuing to get in a stallJust whip out your trusty pink FUDFind tree and just let nature call Although my verse here might sound flippantFUDsContinue reading “Go Girl – For When the Need Arises”
Stan the Armoured Truck Driver
Apologies for f______ expletive. It’s not me. Rhyme made me do it. I am a real proud driverOf an armored truckAm in a bit of trouble hereCan’t find the key, damn, fuck………. You didn’t leave it in the ignition did you?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Turn Right Dear
My wife and I were driving homeRoad goes right here dearObeyed because she’s always rightAnd ended up in here……… Sorry dear…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 