Parody oh parodyWhat have you done to me?The WordPress Board of Ethics areChasing after me You’ve parodied our daffodilsSuch pretty little flowersThat shoot each year in springtimeHelped up by rainy showers What the Ethics Board are up in arms about Don MatthewsApril 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Priscilla’s Found a Productive Pastime
I’m working on a pastimeWhich doesn’t waste my timeWhich I see as productiveAnd worth my spending time…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Rock
My dearest went out drivingOn a mountain trackWhen suddenly from no-whereThis rock appeared …… Shit!…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Three Beat Rhymer
I am a three beat rhymerEach line beats 1, 2, 3Why do I always do this? Dunno?…. I am a three beat rhymer1, 2, 3 each line beatsWhy do I always do this? Beats me?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan Packs Cockroaches
I love my little cockroachHe runs around the floorPacking now for kiddies toys500, to do more…. Yes boss?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Bloody Neurons
I’ve got so many ideasComing out my headMy bloody neurons won’t let upThey just won’t go to bed I’m doomed…. Don MatthewsUnder neuron attackApril 2021
I’m Gonna Try a Bike Trick
I’m gonna try a trick I sawAt the motor showRevving up, check line of sightLooks easy, here I go…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan’s Taken On a New Job
Stan’s taken on a new jobOne in which he revelsWith his little scoop he trapsBubbles, for spirit levels Someone has to do it…. Don’t they?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Priscilla Experiments With Hypnotism On Lizzy
Listen to me LizzyLook into my eyesAre you feeling sleepy?I will you hypnotize…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Priscilla’s Found a New Toy
I’ve got me a new play toyRelieves the lockdown boreRoom to room I zoom aboutThrough connecting doors…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 