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Social Distancing in the Bathroom

Knowing that covid’s a problemWe try to keep separately apartDesigned our bathroom with this purposePeople say the idea is smart We like to be both gender-colouredCan still both hold hands, splash and chatBlow kisses across to each otherWell I’ll be, and how about that…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 16, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:bathroom, Covid, humour, poetry8 Comments on Social Distancing in the Bathroom

I am a Poet Learning

I am a poet learningMetaphoring mixLaying round with pitteration(Shit I’m in a fix….) In need of help Edgar….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 16, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:alliteration, edgar alan poe, humour, metaphor, poetry3 Comments on I am a Poet Learning

Business Card

Blind persons are unableBusiness cards to readTo help them with this problemSomeone’s come up with this….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 15, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:braille, business card, poetry4 Comments on Business Card

UNSUBSCRIBE

People hunting everywhereSay they cannot see it(Even with their glasses on)Thought this just might fix it…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 15, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:poetry, unsubscribeLeave a comment on UNSUBSCRIBE

Rust-Oleum

My name is rust-(ban)-oleumTo you I come in canGuaranteed to do my bitI promise rust to ban…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 14, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:humour, poetry, rustLeave a comment on Rust-Oleum

Big Mac

Just bought myself a burgerHandlers fever-freeThey’ve even signed their names to itReader, see the three?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 14, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:big mac, burger, Covid, poetryLeave a comment on Big Mac

Stan Explains to Customer

This little thing stuck out the floorShit, what rotten luckApplied vast knowledge have accruedThought this might fix it up…. It’s lovely Stan. A mini carpet….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 13, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:carpet, humour, poetry3 Comments on Stan Explains to Customer

Poet Don Reporting on Dali and the Head Lobster

Spanish painter Dali(Unfortunately dead)Once did do an interview With lobster on his head Good to know…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 13, 2021Posted inPoet Don reportingTags:humour, lobster, poetry, Salvador DaliLeave a comment on Poet Don Reporting on Dali and the Head Lobster

Stan Applies His University Learning

While at universityI learnt geographyWhich incontinence were whichWhich attached, which free…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 12, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:asia, continents, geography, humour, poetry3 Comments on Stan Applies His University Learning

Bowling Ball

I’m gonna bowl my bowling ball(Have practiced lots and lots)Send the skittles flying yep With all the skill I got…. Shit!….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:bowling ball, humour, poetry3 Comments on Bowling Ball

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