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Lamp Party

Invited all my friends aroundThought we’d have a partyConstance, Prudence, Peggy SueWe’re into all things arty…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 28, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:fashion, humour, lamp lights, poetry3 Comments on Lamp Party

Left in the Sewer….Literally

I’m trying to reach the airportVia this canal I wadeKnee-deep in stinking sewageNo paperwork, hopes fade It is a canal for sewage not just water as said in the caption. Troops just look on and ignoreWithout papers most are turned away Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 28, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:afghanistan, airport, escape, poetry, sewer canal2 Comments on Left in the Sewer….Literally

Our Baby Loves to Play With Balls

The package said were lots of ballsOur baby loves her ballsShe’s overjoyed how many thereAre to play with…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 28, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:baby, false advertising, humour, play toys, poetry1 Comment on Our Baby Loves to Play With Balls

Stan the Party Man

Had a pile of rubber glovesDid not know what to doStan the Party Man’s got planChoogaloogaloo…. We love it Stan……… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 28, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:christmas tree, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan the Party Man

My Saturday Write

What shall I write about today ?What shall I poetize ?Please neurons give me somethingSomething deep and wise They say they don’t work weekends?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 28, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, kangaroo, neurons, poetry3 Comments on My Saturday Write

Billy Wouldn’t Clean His Teeth

Billy wouldn’t clean his teethThought this might assistNow we can’t stop stopping himBrushing never missed…. This is not the Billy in Poet Don’s class. The one who can type backwards. On his toes. Billy would throw up…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:alien, brush teeth, humour, poetry, toothpaste4 Comments on Billy Wouldn’t Clean His Teeth

ATM

I am a very luckyATM machineCamouflaged discretelyHidden, hardly seen…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:ATM, humour, poetry2 Comments on ATM

Hand/Eye Co-ordination

Hand/eye co-ordinationImportant you agree?I practice hand/eye every dayScroll down and have looksee…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:eye, hand, humour, poetry7 Comments on Hand/Eye Co-ordination

Stan Builds a Shimmering Kitchen

I specialize in kitchensOf a different kindHere’s a sample of my work(On the bench I signed…) Stan was here…… Not professional boss?….. You can’t see it. It’s under the cake. Boss said don’t let the owners see.Sorted…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:humour, kitchen, poetry, stan5 Comments on Stan Builds a Shimmering Kitchen

Poet Don Teaches English for Beginners

I didn’t object to the objectThe object didn’t object to meWe got along quite nicely togetherDid me and the object, you see? Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inPoet Don reportingTags:english for beginners, humour, poetry2 Comments on Poet Don Teaches English for Beginners

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