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Merry Christmas from the Bergerons

We’ve made a special Christmas cardFor everyone this yearFrom us happy BergeronsFull of Christmas cheer…. Merry Christmas everyone…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:christmas card, humour, poetry3 Comments on Merry Christmas from the Bergerons

Priscilla Says Get Stuffed

Priscilla and Ralph are FCS’s resident cat and dog Ralph wants to come inFrom the outside coldOver, over, over triesCilla says get stuffed…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 11, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident cat, Ralph, FCS resident dogTags:cat, dog, humour, poetry9 Comments on Priscilla Says Get Stuffed

Chucky Norris

I am a Chucky Norris ManWear myself with prideShowing off my Chucky pantsWith legs open wide…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 11, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:fashion, footballer, humour, poetry4 Comments on Chucky Norris

Hound’s Tooth

I’ve got the latest fashion pantsBased on tooth of houndAll the girls adore me, yepFollow me around…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 11, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:fashion, humour, menswear, poetry4 Comments on Hound’s Tooth

Jeez Dad What You Doing?

Jeez dad what you doing?Knocking over meI’ve been a really good boyJust walking to the sea…. Why dad?……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 10, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, penguin, poetry3 Comments on Jeez Dad What You Doing?

Nature’s Just a Play Toy

Nature’s just a play toyFor us to play round withIt’s not alive, importantHas nothing worth to give…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 10, 2021Posted inPawel KuczyskiTags:beach, environment destruction, nature, poetry2 Comments on Nature’s Just a Play Toy

The Keen Photographer

I am a keen photographerPhotographing sitesRecording for posterityWhatever level, heights…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 10, 2021Posted inHistorical photosTags:photographer, poetry2 Comments on The Keen Photographer

Happy Gun Family

We are a happy familyIn the NRAWe store our guns real safelyDifferent, novel hey?…. Turn the fan on dad……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 10, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:family, guns fan, humour, national rifemans association, poetry5 Comments on Happy Gun Family

Time to Vote

I voted for a personA person full of promisesAnd to my cost what did I get?A person full of promises It seems the solution has come to making it an offence for politicians to either mislead or make unfulfilled claims, each solely designed to benefit them by getting themselves elected? Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 10, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:poetry, politician, voting2 Comments on Time to Vote

Gummi Lights

Mummy can you buy mePlease, some Gummi LightsThey’re all nice different coloursBut none of them is white? Why mummy? Lighthouses are white….. And they’re all shaped like pretty lighthouses sweetie…….. Yes mummy……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 9, 2021September 9, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:fail, humour, lollies, poetry5 Comments on Gummi Lights

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