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Bump and Grind

We’re putting on a danceBump and grinding showWith flying legs ‘n’ twirling hairFor the crowd below…. Shit, where’d she go?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 23, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:dance, humour, poetry7 Comments on Bump and Grind

Petare Venezeula

Having lots of moneyI can live on topAvoid the rubbish, rain and shitWhich ends up on the bottom…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:haves and have nots, housing, poetry2 Comments on Petare Venezeula

The Needle

Remember when we went to schoolThey lined us up, bare arms?The nurse went jab, jab, jab alongPreventing future harm Covid is no different. It can kill. No asking if we wanted it or permission from parentsPolio, measles, mumps, diptheria Covid is no different. It can kill…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 23, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Covid, poetry, school vaccination4 Comments on The Needle

Harry the Happy Hornet

I’m happy Harry hornetAt the storefront doorWelcoming the customersInviting them back more…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:hornet, humour, poetry, storefront greeting8 Comments on Harry the Happy Hornet

Mothers Day

Am in the hotel bathroomWhatever are those cards?Shit forgot it’s Mothers Day…. For those who have forgotten…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:bathroom, card, hotel, humour, mothers day, poetry2 Comments on Mothers Day

Step by Step Instructions

How thoughtful of the ownerHelping with my knotStep by step instructionsLearnt I have yet not…. Just thought of something else…. Learning while I’m pissingIn the urinalLooking in the mirrorLaughing LOL Haha…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, instructions, poetry, toilet, windsor tie knot5 Comments on Step by Step Instructions

Wuhan vs Delta

Wuhan strain of covidThat was bad enoughBut Delta’s more contagiousDelta’s deadly stuff One person with Wuhan could infect 2 1/2 persons Delta strain can infect 8 and those 8 can infect 8 more.Hence a really big outbreak can occur very quickly Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Covid, delta, poetry, wuhan5 Comments on Wuhan vs Delta

Busting For a Piss

The movie’s reached a climaxI’m busting for a pissI cannot wait no longerThank heavens God for this…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 21, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, movie, poetry, toilet5 Comments on Busting For a Piss

Toilet Choices

Hello? this is interesting(Sitting on the loo)Opera, jazz or heavy rockTo mask the sound I do….. I think I’ll choose opera and the soft warm spray this time……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 21, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, japan, poetry, toilet3 Comments on Toilet Choices

Toilet Installer Stan Thinks of All Our Kiddies

Don’t worry sweetie you won’t fall downBut mummy I’ll fall throughStan looks after our kiddies, allHe will look after you…. Thankyou mister Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 21, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, stan, toilet2 Comments on Toilet Installer Stan Thinks of All Our Kiddies

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