The WordPress Board of Poetry haveTheir knickers in a knotThey say I’m lowering standards setBy Shakespeare and his lot Tuff…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
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Sit Down Perc
Stan and Perc go to the club Perc you’ve seen ’em stacks of timeThere’s more important thingsLike sitting down with mates to drinkAnd having raunchy sings…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Ancient Hands
Ancient hands now holding up(Ancient, weather worn)Desecration yes or no?Yellow bridge new-born…. Actually The bridge loops nearly back around to itself, and has two giant hands, constructed of fibreglass and wire mesh, designed to appear like stone hands that support the structure.…Golden Bridge (Vietnam) Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Wayne Cochran Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Wayne came to us and wantedA very high coiffureWe sent him off to Stan’s HairdressingSaid OK Wayne , for sure Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Wayne was ecstatic Post Production Notes In appreciation for our efforts Wayne gave us a videoContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Wayne Cochran Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Dick Handler Quartet Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Dick Quartet were masochistsWanting to hang on crossWhatever floats your boat we thoughtPerc/me don’t give a toss We just make the cover and take the cash….. Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Post Production Notes We suggested Richard might be betterContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Dick Handler Quartet Job”
Guest Poet – Harris Coverley
Interplanetary He preferred brown breadShe preferred white He drove a town carShe rode the bus He heard voicesShe felt noises He wrestled umbrellasShe dated raincoats He whistled in vacuumsShe was silent at the cinema He hated hip hopShe played the staircase He knew he was a foolShe “got” Beckett He drank mouthwashShe gargled with whiskeyContinue reading “Guest Poet – Harris Coverley”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Nancy Harmon
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Nancy played an organWanted supersizeSang about the Holy GhostAnd a side of fries (We gotta weird one here Perc….) Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars We said don’t worry singing about the spirit in your belly Nancy Post Production Notes We didn’tContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Nancy Harmon”
I Went to Buy an Australian Ham
I went to buy a hamRead label for con-tentFound most had come from elsewhereWith Aus 15% So I left with no ham and just had a tomato sandwich…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Puts His Brazing Skills to Work
I put my safety helmet onTook up my torch to brazeThe job success, the metal joinedDespite it looked a haze…. You had the helmet on back to front. Idiot…… Sorry boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Ira North
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc What a funny name we thoughtIra? for a man?Weirder was his wonderingCover? yes we can Production Notes Asked no questionsDid job. Collected money Don MatthewsOctober 2021