I worked me out a sure-fire planOn how to steal a carOut ya hop, then in I hopEasy, there ya are…… Shit, it’s a manual……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Mayfield, Kentucky
House no longer standingMade an outside fireWaiting for my eggs to boilThings are pretty dire…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Privacy
Need privacyWill fixThere ya goEasy fix…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Our Lovely Baby
I was a lovely babyGrew into lovely boyMy daddy he is proud of meI’m mummy’s pride and joy…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Contracted to Refresh Road Signs
Knowing of my expertiseIn painting signs on roadsThey asked me to refresh this one I said sure…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla and Ralph Face the FCS Finger Test
Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Our cat and dog at FCSCan change from day to dayOne day loving, next day notThis test tells us which way…… The FCS Finger Test…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
My New You-Beaut Phone
Just bought myself a you-beaut phoneA hundred different appsCounts to 10 and also hasUseful lunar maps… Can even phone home…….smart phone this is…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
America’s Gone to the Dogs
It was a lovely country onceNow too many gunsDemocracy’s gone down the drainLife used to be good fun Politicians fix this messPeople, force some changeGet back what is rightly yoursPeople force some change…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
My Boy is Into Fireworks
My boy is into fireworksExploding things with careHis latest trick’s bit ordinary butYou have to start somewhere…. Mr Jones wasn’t very happy when it landed on his roof…… I’ll be more careful with the car mummy…… He’s a nice lad really…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Apprentice Perc Reprimands Stan for Drinking. Again
When someone wants wants a door built StanDon’t drink before you doIt can affect the mathematicsAnd affect the glue…. I like it. I want one too…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 