I am an umbly jumbly ballThrough myself I turnRed and blue and yellow yepPurple’s what I yearn…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Stan Gardens for Dentist Curtis
Curtis asked me could IPlan the shruberyResult he’s very pleased withScroll down, my work to see…. They employ Stan. As yet he hasn’t needed to do an extracton…… He says clients are flocking to see his molars and be comfort dental’d……. We wish him well…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Talk About a Dumbo
My neighbour is obliviousHis car is parked outsideTalk about a DumboOblivious inside…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Sorts a Problem
I bought this load of timberFrom the timber storeProblem with the packing butProblem now no more…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I Am a Simple Rhymer
I am a simple rhymerDespite making no cashI’ll have a go at anythingAnything – a bash Don MatthewsDecember 2021
A Challenge For You Architect
A challenge for you architectI need a house to fitEnvironment where I plan to liveA house to fit with it…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Special Car
I’ve gotta special carDoors open verticalHelped me out real big time here(Also floozy gal)…. How did’ya get there?…… Don’t ask…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Harry Styles on the Red Carpet
Harry you’veShown styleWinsome lookUpon your dial Dash of tatPlenty ringsPeeking crossRing-a-ding Scroll down nowOn the redHarry noMore done said…. I forgot the boa? Sorry…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Goat
I’m facing competitionStaring back at meMy goat-butt instinct’s kicking in…… Shit…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I Love My Fold-Up Car
My car is very specialYou could say it’s uniqueNo-one else has got one(I wash it once a week)…. I want one…… They also have an electric version Fanando…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 