I’ve waited years to watchThe zero to go clickI can’t believe I missed itI am a stupid dick You ask how come I missed it?(Me the stupid dick)Distracted by my girlfriendA dick as well as fick…. It’s nice and symmetrical she says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Fish Lord
I am the Keeper of the FishMy title’s Great Fish LordI don’t know why can’t get a bite?I’m getting rather bored…. Wrong bait?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Shadow
I do not like my shadowCan I make you die?Worked out how to do it, yepGotcha shadow, bye…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cuddle
Write something incorporating the word ‘cuddle’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CUDDLE Cuddle rhymes with BuddleA surname in USVery rare they tell me(And all have an address) Good to know…… You know any Buddles Fan? ……. Considering the Buddle rarity you would be very privileged ifContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cuddle”
Taping Up the Bits
The papers were incriminatingSo tore the buggers upNational Archives have the bitsNow have to tape them up Shit! The investigating committeewant them…… I can’t win…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 Politico published a story that is the most obvious and perfect metaphor for Donald Trump’s time in office. According to former officials, the president has a “tendency to ripContinue reading “Taping Up the Bits”
Little Problem
I’ve got a little problemProblem with my carHave to get the groceries outBefore things go too far…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Best Man
Had a spot of trouble(Wedding, I’m best man)Grabbed the wedding presentCame just as I am…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Insignificant
Write something incorporating the word ‘insignificant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INSIGNIFICANT I am a little nobodyInsignificant meI’m always written lower caseWhen I should be cap Bee A good point Fan…… Our little bees, sorry Bees,should be given more attention and praise…… DM
Stan Inspects Possible Problem
It looks you could have troubleIn this corner hereI recommend a shrink-wrap jobShrink wrap round the pier Will it work Stan?….. Done plenty jobs before…… Customers very happy…… All above will be safe. No probs…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Train Ride
I use the public transportWith their comfy chairsMakes the ride enjoyableGetting here to there…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022