poetry – Page 217 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Priscilla. What’s the?Big Deal

Priscilla is ECS resident cat So what’s the big deal?You can open canWhat’s the big deal mate‘Bout opening da can? I thought it would interest you…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Female Snakes Have a Clitoris

Scientists have discoveredFemale snakes have oneTiny small clitoris with whichShe can have some fun The male has been much researchedBut scientists have bemoanedNeglection of this femaleFemale sexual dome Previously the scientists thoughtScent gland attracted maleAnd not a little pleasure domeOf which they could avail There ya go French scientists have just discoveredthis little pleasure domeContinue reading “Female Snakes Have a Clitoris”

Batteries Not Included

Here’s a little toy for youPush my button (wiggle)Batteries not included (nup)Push my button (giggle) Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Mermaid

Look, there goes a mermaid mummyNo dear, it’s a whaleOf the type BelugaA special kind of whale No, it is a mermaidLook, its legs, its kneesLook a little closer mummyLook and you will sees In the past, Beluga whales have often been mistaken for mermaids because of their human-like knees Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Beg

Write something incorporating the word ‘beg’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BEG Fan I begA bigger wordLittle begIs quite absurd Really Fan……. DM

Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia

I am a nice fat SantaIn our local storeEmployed I’ve been for many yearsAnd hope for many more Horror/shock they’re calling onFat Santa me to banSay you not good model JackYou junk food from a can They say I pro-mote overIndulgence at this timeNot a real good message Jack(But fits in with my rhyme) WeContinue reading “Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia”

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