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Noddy and Big Ears Rewrite for Modern Readers

Noddy to be rewrittenBig Ears also tooIn same-sex relationshipYippee yippee doo DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, noddy, poetry, rewrite, rhyme3 Comments on Noddy and Big Ears Rewrite for Modern Readers

3 Days

I gotta get some NasaSpray it on my scalpSaid that just in 3 daysHair will sprout on scalp Gulp Can return if no work. Gulp…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hair, head, humour, lotion, poetry, rhyme, scalp2 Comments on 3 Days

Egg

I am a little egg I amWaiting gutting (yep)Rolling down to gut machineGutted now done (yep) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:egg, humour, machine, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Egg

Grandma

Show us grandmaWhat to doWe all want toLearn from you Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:children, grandma, guns, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Grandma

A = 1/2bh

Physics does explain this1/2bh, the keyDog has got it worked outScroll down have looksee Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, dog, humour, maths, physics, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on A = 1/2bh

My Dog and I

My dog and IWe love to shareA little shudderA little stare Don MatthewsFebruary 2023 GIF not loading properly. Reason unknown

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme, shudder, stare2 Comments on My Dog and I

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Why

Write something incorporating the word ‘why’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WHY Why do I write these odes?Why do I waste my time?Why do I fill my time with twat?Why do I write in rhyme? Dunno?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, nonsense, ode, poetry, rhyme, why2 Comments on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Why

Abandoned and Neglected

I once was filled with peopleNow completely bareAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inAbandoned places, UncategorizedTags:abandoned, neglected, poetry, rhyme, theatre5 Comments on Abandoned and Neglected

New Attraction

We have a new attractionAdded to the showTourists all are welcome butThe act might be bit slow Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:circus, humour, poetry, rhyme, seals, sex1 Comment on New Attraction

Aisle 11

My favourite aisle in WalmartEleven, (one-stop shop)Pick up some nice religion(And a gun or two) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:aisle, beer, bible, guns, humour, pizza, poetry, potatoes, religion, rhyme, Walmart2 Comments on Aisle 11

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