poetry – Page 179 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM

Night Driving

A spot of night-time drivingHelps to clear the headHello? what are those flashing blueBlue lights up ahead? Slow down dear…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hapless

Write something incorporating the word ‘hapless’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HAPLESS What’s this word before me?Before me what’s this word?Hapless? I am hopelessHapless, what a word DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM

Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss

I placed the sign to warn bossMotorists, (those bit thick)Put it where can’t fail to seeThere, that should do trick What problem boss?…… DM

Mummy Rock

Mummy rockMummy moreMummy fasterMummy more Shit you OK son?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Dialect

Write something incorporating the word ‘dialect’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DIALECT I am a master poetIn nonsense dialectDifferent dialects in odesDialect bedecked ? DM

3-year-old Kills Sister

Although was not intentionalShe picked up gun and shotHer 4-year elder sisterWith gun that she had got A 3-yr-old Houston girl has accidentally shot her 4-yr-old sister. 40% of US households have guns with most including children. But fewer than half store guns safely, studies show. DM

Ciara

Ciara in a “coverall”Baring all her bodBod with sheer black netting (yep)Sheer black netting shod DM

We Gotta Light Problem Boss

We gotta slight problem with light bossForgot that the door there was closedSuggestion you made it did fix itProblem all fixed there ya go’s DM