humour – Page 92 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Dashcam

I am a little dashcamEyes on road, alertIf you do the wrong thingI’ll catch you (yep) for cert Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Disheveled

Write something incorporating the word ‘disheveled’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DISHEVELED This ode it is disheveledOut of rhyme, no synchUntidy, full of nonsenseOut of synch, real crap DM

Trained Under David

Trained under David AttenHis techniques I applyTo this wondrous creatureTrying to pass me by Scroll down… DM

Spent and Buggered

Exhausted spent and buggeredSpent and buggered meDo not interrupt meScroll down have looksee DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Transgression

Write something incorporating the word ‘transgression’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TRANSGRESSION Transgression (what a hard word)Hard word for to rhymePlease make it more easierEasier next time DM

Janet

I am a fashion modelOn a fashion shootModeling for the cameraSound is turned to muteScroll down… A little to the left Janet…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rhetoric

Write something incorporating the word ‘rhetoric’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RHETORIC Today is (yep yep) FridayToday’s word is rhetoricAs word will only come up onceThis ode will be historic DM

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They wanted something different(With added colour too)I shopped around indefinitelyAnd found the right-type loo Scroll down… We love it Stan…… DM

Bedhead

Bedheads, so expensiveHow to solve thought we?Called in well-known artistScroll down and have looksee DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Filter

Write something incorporating the word ‘filter’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FILTER (Yep) today is WednesdayWord today is filterMany of my odes come outSounding real off kilter DM