humour – Page 84 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Breed

Write something incorporating the word ‘breed’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BREED My odes are a particularParticular type breedUsual only four lines longOn your screen you seed DM

Haute Couture

Haute couture on catwalkIn my latest thingSparkly all in plasticRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Balcony

We really love our balconyRelaxing in the sunThe ide it is spreadingOur neighbours now want one Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Havoc

Write something incorporating the word ‘havoc’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HAVOC My odes sometimes play havocWith my little brainThinking up these rhymes all timesThere it goes again DM

Gerald

Hello? my name’s GeraldWith a purple hatWith my purple cabbageCabbage how ’bout dat Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Endearing

Write something incorporating the word ‘endearing’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ENDEARING (Yep) today is Sunday‘Tis my day of restGotta use endearingThere, I done my best DM

Couch

Bought myself a couchBought it off the shelfFreight was too expensiveSo took it home myself Scroll down… DM

Miffy

Legs akimboHere I goIn the snowAkimbo yo Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Perservere oops Persevere

Write something incorporating the word ‘perservere’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PERSERVERE OOPS PERSEVERE Oops ‘es gone and made mistakePerservere serverePersevere it should be (yep)Persevere on here You’re forgiven…… DM

Which Meal Sir?

Two meals on the menu sirWhich would you prefer?Number one or number two?Which would you prefer? Scroll down…