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Priscilla Got Carried Away

We tied a mouse round Cilla’s neckFor her to chase todayShe loved it, occupied her timeBut got sorta carried away…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Stan and Perc Practice a Very Useful Thing

Stan and Perc are practicingThis very useful thingIt takes a lot of practiceThis very useful thing…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

I saw a lovely poem on the Yorkshire duo site about daffodils in the north and thought it would be nice to write one telling you about the current plight of our daffodils here in the south (thankyou to you both for the inspiration)…. From the north first : Tiny yellow trumpets, Heralding the Spring.Continue reading “Two Poems About Daffodils”

Glamour Shot

I’m 11 years old and mummyTook me for glamour shotThe photo man tissied me upAnd this is what I got…. Don’t I look nice?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Branch

I know just how to do thisI’ve practised in my headA simple operationOf which I’ve also read…. Wasn’t quite meant to go like that…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

I’ve Had a Shitty Day

I’ve had a shit of a day. Yep. Reckon it’s because the clocks went back. Sent my body in a tizz. Does this happen to you? I did remember to adjust the clock before going to bed though. I woke up wide awake at 3am. Why? I need to be asleep at this time. I’mContinue reading “I’ve Had a Shitty Day”

TV

Got a great new plasma screenGetting rid of oldCaused a problem, what to do?No need for it be sold Sorted….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Baptism

I am a late developerBaptised when I was 10And yes, those are my legs extendingExtending out the end…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Am I Not Allowed To?

It has been suggested I am starting a blog war. I am not. I am simply making use of source material I see Am I not allowed toMake light of someone’s post?Even if it’s justified?No Don you are not…. Making light of othersIs just not the done thingStay away from making-lightsRing-a-ding-a-ding…. We must support eachContinue reading “Am I Not Allowed To?”

Giant Dozer Finally Frees Suez Monster

After all other efforts had failed a last ditch effort to free the stuck-in-the-sand Suez Canal container ship was finally successful after the Canal Authority brought in a giant dozer operated by a specially trained driver. The dozer and it’s driver are shown hard at work below Don Matthews1 April 2021