We have to stop all vehiclesSquashing water hoseCovered them with nifty rampsNifty, there ya go’s…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
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The WP Board of Poetry Are After Me…. Again
You cannot call them flutterbysWhen butterflys they areYou’re mocking God’s creation DonNot funny ha ha ha Tuff……. Don MatthewsAnd my drinking buddy SkipApril 2021
Lowered Into Japan’s Olympic Games Opening Ceremony as a Pig Just Didn’t Quite Hit It
I am a Ja-pan comicIt’s true I’m rather bigHe thought I should be lowered downInto Games as pig Hiroshi Sasaki, creative director, quit after an uproar over his proposal for Naomi Watanbe, 33, to be lowered into the stadium in an ‘Olympig’ costume. “(Watanbe) wearing a cute pink costume and sticking her tongue out asContinue reading “Lowered Into Japan’s Olympic Games Opening Ceremony as a Pig Just Didn’t Quite Hit It”
Electrician
I am an electricianReady at the callI’m very good at balancingRarely ever fall…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan and Perc Work Out a Plan
How to reach across a voidThe problem challenged StanConsulting with his workmate PercThey came up with a plan…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Jab Me Any Vaccine Nurse
Jab me any vaccine nurseAny one you gotPfizer, AstrazenecaJust here for lollypop Don MatthewsApril 2021
Happy Santa
I am a happy SantaMake kiddies happy tooThey love me when I cuddle themAnd ring my sleigh bells too…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Watch Holiday Pics of EIF Holiday Camp T#21
Every Monday Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph would look forward to going on their weekly adventure to the EIF Holiday Camp. Then suddenly, out of the blue, with no warning it shut. Bang….. Poor things, they were devastated. Why, they asked me? We were having such a good time, and the owners really liked us.Continue reading “Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Watch Holiday Pics of EIF Holiday Camp T#21”
I Am a Happy Welder
I am a happy welderI’m into safety firstMaking sparks is all great funWatch my sparky bursts…. Do you like my sparky burst?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe
The mighty navy shipWas launched with great to-doDancing girls in booty shortsAnd fishnet crop tops too Top brass in attendance No military band they asked?We just get something slip-slopHow very inappropriateThis twerking, dancing, hip-hop There was one lone voice of approvalPolitician Mark Latham ” this is the stuff sailors dream of” The girls received abuseContinue reading “Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe”