Lowered Into Japan’s Olympic Games Opening Ceremony as a Pig Just Didn’t Quite Hit It

I am a Ja-pan comicIt’s true I’m rather bigHe thought I should be lowered downInto Games as pig Hiroshi Sasaki, creative director, quit after an uproar over his proposal for Naomi Watanbe, 33, to be lowered into the stadium in an ‘Olympig’ costume. “(Watanbe) wearing a cute pink costume and sticking her tongue out asContinue reading “Lowered Into Japan’s Olympic Games Opening Ceremony as a Pig Just Didn’t Quite Hit It”

Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Watch Holiday Pics of EIF Holiday Camp T#21

Every Monday Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph would look forward to going on their weekly adventure to the EIF Holiday Camp. Then suddenly, out of the blue, with no warning it shut. Bang….. Poor things, they were devastated. Why, they asked me? We were having such a good time, and the owners really liked us.Continue reading “Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Watch Holiday Pics of EIF Holiday Camp T#21”

Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe

The mighty navy shipWas launched with great to-doDancing girls in booty shortsAnd fishnet crop tops too Top brass in attendance No military band they asked?We just get something slip-slopHow very inappropriateThis twerking, dancing, hip-hop There was one lone voice of approvalPolitician Mark Latham ” this is the stuff sailors dream of” The girls received abuseContinue reading “Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe”