When Nemo (now a goldfish)Comes down with stuffed-up noseHis sex interest just closes downHow ’bout that? There ya go’s Good to know…… Thankyou…….. PD wishes to advise he has not made this report upReproduction by the male goldfish depends on a clear olefactory canalHe would have provided a link to verify his report but saysContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish”
Tag Archives: humour
Stan. Expert in Everything Lift-Wise
I’m expert in everything lift-wiseWhich way is up, which way downI’m always in such great demandBy businesses here in the town…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
What a Lovely View Dear
What a lovely view dearLiving right up hereFoundations safe and sturdyNothing left to fear…. What’s that trembling dear……Just a minor earthquakeNothing to worry about……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
My Sunday Write
As poet I won’t change the worldPollies will do thatSo I will just keep writing onWriting dis and dat Don Matthews(For FCS Sunday Column)October 2021
Stan Flies Into Hong Kong. No Worries
I’ve done this plenty times before(Hello Mrs Jones)She’s seen me (now she’s waving back)Ahead my runway cones…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Wheee….
Wheee! it’s fun here zooming downWaiting for the landAt the other end of itNice soft bed of sand…. Wheee…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Fire Extinguisher
A fire has just broke outI gotta put it outWhere the hell is it?Use eyes you silly git…. Where?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Nearly Had a Heart Attack
Nearly had a heart attackNearly took a rideNearly got out wrong sideGot out other side…. Jeez that was close…… Why did we put the bath here dear?……. Stan said it was the in thing……. Don Matthews September 2021
Bike Rider
I’m riding in the bike laneWhat a lovely dayAway from cars and very safeHappy, feelin’ gay…. Jeez, the could’ve angled it slightly…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
My Seat Has Got a Problem Dear
My seat has got a problem dearWhen I comfy getIt drops me on my right side(Not on my left side yet)…. I don’t understand why dear?…… They advertised the holiday units ideal for seniors?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 