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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc.They have returned from a long periodof Covid lockdown and have invited us into their workshop again. Father of the Shagg girlsRecommended usFor his girls, a photoshootCan do, yep, no fuss |We said…. Production Notes We put the lead vocal in the middle. Perc said sheContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”

Publisher Wanted

I’m looking for a publisherA rhymy-loving typeWho wants to increase readership(I also offer skype) There are no skyping rhymers(Who offer two for one)I’ll skype for you both day or nightBuy me (before I’m done) Although my rhyme’s oft silly-likeThere’s serious undertonesA flippant/serious comboWaiting to get known Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Never Kick Priscilla

Priscilla is our resident FCS cat Never kick PriscillaShe’ll go you, she’ll attackYou’ll be so sorry what you didYou will not hurry back…. These cat burglers came in the black of night. (Hence poor light conditions)…… Reports are they have not been seen of since. …… Moral -do not kick Priscilla. You will pay…… DonContinue reading “Never Kick Priscilla”