Understanding mathematicsIs important, yesGet a decimal wrongly placedYou’ll end up in a mess…. What’s wrong?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
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Stan and Perc go to Russia
Here we are in Russia PercI do like what I seeGo tell them that you’re lost PercAsk them where’s the sea? I can’t speak Russian?….. Look lost and make waves with your hands……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Francis found a baby(Francis was a friar)Found poor baby nobodyNestled in a tyre Production Notes Perc did a successful clown act to animate baby. Well done Perc Post Production Notes After its traumatic experience in the tyre (and with the loving help of Francis)it isContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job”
Waiting Room
Three seats in the waiting roomAll three occupiedSoon it will be my turn(One then unoccupied),…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Seat
I need to sit down rest awhileIt’s been a long hard dayMinding kids and trumpetingWhat more can I say…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Bonkers Club
Anyone who posts each day is bonkers I’m in the Club of Bonkers(Not that sort of bonk)You wanna come and join us?Just give your horn a honk Entry denied…… What?…… Come on in…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Ava Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Ava was a sweetieDoing all God’s willShe claimed to be his puppetAttached strings (she paid bill)…. All were happy….. Production Notes Perc on ladder kept strings up Post Production Notes Ava, in her kindness, has sent us her record With God pulling the strings ThankyouContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Ava Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Holy Milkmen Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc When this lot (led by Slade ) came inWe both thought holy cowThey carried with them quarts of loveWhat job have we got now? Production Notes White milking suits Studio wardrobe Post Production Notes Slade was so impressed he gave us a copy of theirContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Holy Milkmen Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Glenn Danzig Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Danzig was a punkerSpecialised in catsHow could we not refuse himBut had no mat for sat He said no worries….. Production Notes Cat by Glenn. Isn’t he sweet. The cat Post Production Notes Glenn is in big demand for cat commecials these daysPunk vs PussyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Glenn Danzig Job”
Stan and his FedUp Truck
Not only is my truck fed upBut fed up I am tooWhy did my truck go do this? Dunno…. Seems Stan’s in a spot of bother…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 