We’re into much recyclingDon’t believe in wasteThought this would look prettyDo you like our taste?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Frank Crumit Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Frankie was a croonerSang about a pruneWhich we thought unusualThe marking of a loon?…. Production Notes Prune song was a long one . Hence extended play Black and white of Frank and crinkled up look we thought suited a prune Post Production Notes In appreciatonContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Frank Crumit Job”
Bath
I love my moneyLove my bathLove the comboPlease don’t laugh…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Plan B
The leaders of the world just metTo solve a problem, seeHow we can solve this climate thing(We may need a plan B) Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Do Me
Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Look into my eyes dearDo me do me pleaseI’ve worn my special purple glovesDo me quickly, jeez…. I’m tired. Sorry dear…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Holland Trio Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Holland TrioBlue they wereVery thankfulCame through door Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Clothes Studio wardrobe Post Production Notes We were thankful to see them come through the door.Things were pretty lean In appreciation for our efforts they sent us a lovelyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Holland Trio Job”
Priscilla Owns a Hotel
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla owns a hotelAnd at the desk she sitsWaiting for the customers(She’s very fond of Brits) High-class monied ones…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
An Unexpected Treat
They’ve laid on entertainment dearHow very very sweetWe weren’t expecting this were we?This unexpected treat…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Gets His Train Licence
Assisted by stoker Perc I’ve just received my licenceThis is my first train driveWhere do I find the brake Perc?When station I arrive?…. Was this the last station Perc?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the JJ Worthington Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc JJ seemed shit-worried ofTouching anyonePerc and I stayed well awayDid job, took money, done…. Production Notes See his worried look? And the fingers in mouthPoor man We tried to get him interested in our extensive range of Studio wigs but to no avail He sangContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the JJ Worthington Job”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 