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Chocolate Boobs Scrapped

Junee Chocolate Factory, Junee New South Wales For 14 years we’ve madeChocolate ‘Bottle Boobs’Sold them all for charityRounded (not as cubes) Complaints our boobs (in chocolate)Reduce women to partsFor popping in one’s mouth for eating(Now gonna change to hearts….) The company has withdrawn the product and donated a portion of the profits to breast cancerContinue reading “Chocolate Boobs Scrapped”

Poet Don and Class – English for Beginners

Today we are going to learn some difficult words…… Oooh…… Here we go. Listen carefully…… Some shun sunshineSome shun shadeAll say togetherRun dun made dun bun fade…… Class over….. Yay! high fives… I’m gonna tell my dad we learnt ‘dad dun mum’…… My teaching is having a positive effect on the youngsters I feel ……Continue reading “Poet Don and Class – English for Beginners”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Kerleys Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc the Kerleys were a nice lotMum, dad, sister, sonDidn’t have thing to giveWe don’t do work for fun Do we Perc?….. No boss….. A quick family prayer session resulted in the appearance of some money into their account All were happy Production Notes Hair byContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Kerleys Job”