Chocolate Boobs Scrapped

The said bottle….

Junee Chocolate Factory, Junee New South Wales

For 14 years we’ve made
Chocolate ‘Bottle Boobs’
Sold them all for charity
Rounded (not as cubes)

Complaints our boobs (in chocolate)
Reduce women to parts
For popping in one’s mouth for eating
(Now gonna change to hearts….)

The company has withdrawn the product
and donated a portion of the profits to breast cancer charities

They regret customers will no longer be able to dine in on their favourite plate of white or brown lovelies
(always a winner with the men)

Don Matthews
November 2021

Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

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