Thankyou mummy for drinkMy favourite cup and strawYou’ve given me a new drinkFrom up my straw to draw…. Yummy mummy…… I’m pleased you like it sweetie…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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Sisters Duracell
We are the sisters DuracellCan spin our heads aroundAlthough you cannot hear usWe’re wired to Dolby sound…. Bill Domonkos is a filmmaker, GIF maker and stereoscopist from San Francisco, USA. The artist combines 2D and 3D computer animation, special effects, photography and manipulated archive film footage to create unique moving images, each telling a different,Continue reading “Sisters Duracell”
Stockholm Carpet
Just arrived in StockholmI’m in a shopping grooveTried to kick this carpet flatDoesn’t want to move?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Applies to be a Snowplough Driver
They advertised for driverOf plough to clear the roadsApplied, they jumped, said great Stan(It seemed a heavy load….) Thought it was a heavy lump of snow…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Nail Polish
Went to my local adult shopFor polish for my nailsAm happy with the selection(They also send by mail) If embarrassed…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tat
I have a tatIt has blue eyesAnd two nice wingsWhich help it fly…. All my friends all like it…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Walmart TV Pickup
Went to pick my TV upFrom the Walmart storeSaid there was a problemSeems got dropped on floor….. Don MatthewsDecember 2021 This looks like a Walmart. I was an overnight Stocker. Saw TVs and other electronics literally fall 4ft off a pallet that was being moved off of racking, and get put on the shelf forContinue reading “Walmart TV Pickup”
Twit
We at police headquartersKnow some are stupid twitsBut this one really takes the cakeThe silly stupid git…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
What a Lovely Cruise Dear
What a lovely cruise dearThe weather’s nice and balmTime to go and have some lunchWhile waves are quiet and calm…. A good idea dear…. Slight chaos?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla Practices Her Balancing Skills
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I find this rather challengingQuite hard for cats to doMy aim is for 100So far I’ve done one two 12..meow…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 