I am an anti-vaxxer butWas forced to take the jabSurprised I didn’t feel a thing…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Kim at Home on the Red Carpet
Kim on carpet(Cherry red)Wears an outfitBlack-like, dead If said carpetWas ink-blackKim would wearBlood-red sack Kim has momentarily stepped off the carpet for a photoshoot……. We hope she can see her way back……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
The Umbly Jumbly Ball
I am an umbly jumbly ballThrough myself I turnRed and blue and yellow yepPurple’s what I yearn…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Gardens for Dentist Curtis
Curtis asked me could IPlan the shruberyResult he’s very pleased withScroll down, my work to see…. They employ Stan. As yet he hasn’t needed to do an extracton…… He says clients are flocking to see his molars and be comfort dental’d……. We wish him well…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Talk About a Dumbo
My neighbour is obliviousHis car is parked outsideTalk about a DumboOblivious inside…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Sorts a Problem
I bought this load of timberFrom the timber storeProblem with the packing butProblem now no more…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I Am a Simple Rhymer
I am a simple rhymerDespite making no cashI’ll have a go at anythingAnything – a bash Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Special Car
I’ve gotta special carDoors open verticalHelped me out real big time here(Also floozy gal)…. How did’ya get there?…… Don’t ask…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Harry Styles on the Red Carpet
Harry you’veShown styleWinsome lookUpon your dial Dash of tatPlenty ringsPeeking crossRing-a-ding Scroll down nowOn the redHarry noMore done said…. I forgot the boa? Sorry…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Goat
I’m facing competitionStaring back at meMy goat-butt instinct’s kicking in…… Shit…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 