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Cat Travel

My cats gets claustrophobicSitting in with meThey like to watch the passers-byAnd see the scenery…. This is not Priscilla. She hates car fumes…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Radial Tyre

They told me to buy top-rateWhen it comes to tyresLittle disappointed reQuality of wire…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Rudder

We had a bit of troubleRan into a sharkShark did not move out the wayDecided to attack…. Shark came off worse boss…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Priscilla’s Got a Problem (In Deep Shit to be Honest)

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Shit I gotta problemIt happened once beforeThe last time that it happenedI lost a fang. No four….. Stop laughing. It’s not funny…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

FCS Wishes the Massie Family a Happy New Year. Boom Boom

Mr Massie is an American Republican Politician. Republicans seem to like guns Thomas Massie familyGrinning, gripping gunsBy their lovely Christmas treeHaving such great fun We at FCS wish the Massie family a Happy New Year. We hope Santa brought the ammo you wanted From all us here at FCSSkip. Priscilla, RalphStan also says hello StanContinue reading “FCS Wishes the Massie Family a Happy New Year. Boom Boom”

I Have 25 Million Followers. They All Love Me

I’ve just been into business classTo post my Facebook picReturned now to economyWhere I have paid to sit…. I wish I could afford that Aubriella…… Tough they won’t let you wear your favourite jeans with holes…… And you don’t have to wear a mask?……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Tag Archives: humour

Cat Travel

Radial Tyre

Rudder

Priscilla’s Got a Problem (In Deep Shit to be Honest)

FCS Wishes the Massie Family a Happy New Year. Boom Boom

I Have 25 Million Followers. They All Love Me

Why You So Wonky Cilla?

Kim Petras and Hillary Taymour on the Red Carpet. Ridiculous

Stan Leads the Peloton

Ralph Cools Off