Went through the class with othersLearnt how to drive busTurned out was really simpleNo problems (yep) no fuss…. Don’t know what went wrong boss?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Good Heavens
Good heavens are you one of usHave you migrated hereFrom another countryLost your mode of steer?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Insist
Write something incorporating the word ‘insist. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INSIST Insist they do, I am aDriver, (neuron slave)Complained they did to Union(Attempting butts to save) What nerve Fan……. They want Sat/Sun off as well….. Days of rest they say…… When do we get timeContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Insist”
Stan’s Toilet Accessories Company
We wanted toilet extrasTo match the coloured wallsSo got in touch with specialistGave toilet Stan a call…. We love it Stan. Thankyou…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stainless Steel
They said it was a new designMade of stainless steelMuch improved on previousBut not as soft to feel…. If it makes me look bigger I can put up with the hard……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
What?
I write a lot of nonsenseDitties full of twatDoes that make me silly?Silly, stupid, what? Thanks buddy…… DM
Chicken
I am a happy chickenFinger-watching youWondering what you’re up toWhat you are up to?…. Keep your finger outa there…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Chain
You must check the loadAnd strength of the chainOtherwise you’ll end upEmbarrassed, in pain…. Stan says looks like they forgot to check load and chain strength. Silly……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan’s in Charge of Ad Placement
The paper’s just employed meTo place advertisementsI do with care and understandingUsing commonsense…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Sitting in a Plane in Alaska Waiting to Take Off
Relaxed and waiting, ready(All around is ice)A local’s come to wave us offIsn’t that dear, nice?…. Alaska Wiley Rogers Memorial Airport Oxen, birds, caribou and seals often come to wave passengers off Was polar bear day for these lucky people Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 