If you’re feeling lonelyStaying in your roomSimply call receptionAnd we will help you out……. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Hotel Weather
While staying at our hotelThe guide here it will tellYou the current situationAnd ’bout the rain which fell…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Changes a Tyre
Jacked the car up readyFor to change the wheelSpare one went in perfectlyEasy (no big deal)…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Downing Street’s in Trouble
Downing Street’s in troubleRudder’s dropped off (lost)One, two, three, four hinges goneCould be to captain’s cost Crew are disaffectedBoat is sinking fastHoles appearing everywhere(Also gone the mast) Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak have both paid fines for breaking Covid lockdown regulations by attending a gathering in Downing Street.An investigation by the MetropolitanContinue reading “Downing Street’s in Trouble”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Scent
Write something incorporating the word ‘scent’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SCENT The chicks say I’m a hunk-manAnd have a sexy scentThen why is it that down belowI’m never strait but bent? Think the fella’s got a problem Fan…… DM
Travel Plans
There is a placeI’d like to seeBut don’t have moneySo have to dream…. I don’t have to dream…..,. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Fan/Light Install
Recommended by next doorWe asked electrician StanCould he come install for usA light/electric fan?…. Done lots of theseTime to flick the switchWatch fruits of my labour Seems to be a problem?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Branch
I am a branchGetting wetMuch too heavyHave to let Go…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS
Obeyed I did the ladyOf the GPSRight she said, sharp right here StanOf which I did obey…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Swallow
Write something incorporating the word ‘swallow’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SWALLOW I am a little swallowPushing down the foodWobbling adam applesWork best when in the nude I’m lost here Fan…… DM
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