Downing Street’s in trouble
Rudder’s dropped off (lost)
One, two, three, four hinges gone
Could be to captain’s cost
Crew are disaffected
Boat is sinking fast
Holes appearing everywhere
(Also gone the mast)
Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak have both paid fines for breaking Covid lockdown regulations by attending a gathering in Downing Street.
An investigation by the Metropolitan Police into illegal parties has led to at least 50 fines being issued.
The prime minister’s wife Carrie has also paid a fine.
Downing Street has confirmed that Mr Johnson is being fined for his birthday celebration on 19 June 2020.