Trouble we had (smoking)Playing also (games)Now we’ve fixed the problemNo more silly games…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Stan’s Landscape Consulting Service
We wondered what to plant hereGo see Stan they saidCame up with the perfect answerSaid he used his head…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rabid
Write something incorporating the word ‘rabid’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RABID Rabid looked at backwardsIs d-i-b-a-rWhat a load of nonsenseWhich I good am are A dibar is a two-pronged bar Fan…… Betcha didn’t know that?…… Useful in Aus for taming kangaroos…… DM
Ralph Learns a New Trick
Ralph is FCS resident dog The purpose of my trick(Been practising some time)Takes coordinationGetting things in line….. More practice needed mate……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Hot Water Lack Of
Whenever we run outOf shower water (hot)We use simple solutionEasy easy wot?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
I’ve Lost My Ship
I am an alienHave lost my shipI’m hoping down hereOver it I might trip…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Priscilla Ventures Outside
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Investigating outsideWhat new is there to eat?Found something unexpectedUnexpected eat…. Yum…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
How Do You?
Just bought a brand new vehicleIn garage it does parkMy neighbours look, are puzzledHow do you get in, fark?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
I Don’t Know Where I’m Going
I don’t know where I’m goingBut do know where I’ve trodI’m sure they have nice plans for meTo join up with my bod…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Active
Write something incorporating the word ‘active’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO ACTIVE Now Covid’s kindly disappearedWe’ve oiled our tools of tradeOur active juices now turned onWe’re ready to get laid Jeez Fan. Stormy weather ahead…… Who wrote their script?…… DM
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