I own myself a forkliftAnd need to work on carThe forklift’s very usefulFor getting under car…. Safety is my motto…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Sweeper Uppers
Employed we are by councilTo clean up all the muckHave built-in vacuum systemProviding us our suck…. The haunting work of Kevin Weirtransforms old images into surreal stories Don MatthewsJune 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Subscribe
Write something incorporating the word ‘subscribe’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SUBSCRIBE I don’t subscribe to nonsenseOnly wisdom/witTo show that I am learnedI have degree in BLitt (Oxford) No-one offers PhD ‘s in Nonsese Fan…pity…… Here follows an example of my Oxford BLitt training: (mitt/blitt perfectContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Subscribe”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tense
Write something incorporating the word ‘tense’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TENSE Present simple tenseAnd present perfect tenseGot together one night(Resulted lotsa tenses) Moral – sleepovers with tenses fraught with trouble Fan…… DM
The Passionate Photographer
I am a photo-ographerA hobby which I likeYou could say I’m addicted(You can think what you like)…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Jeez
I bought myself a new fan(On couch I’d just laid down)To feel the nice cool breezes Wafting round and round…. My mum she in did hurryI leapt off couch quick prontoThe cat went into spasmsWhich way to go did not know Don MatthewsJune 2022 Poor cat. This was not Priscilla……
Boulder
We’re into modern artNovel, off the shoulderThis one did appeal to usA different sort of boulder…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
No Longer You’re a Young Thing
Remember which is forwardAnd which is reverse dearNo longer you’re a young thing(Yes, that’s the wheel you steer)…. Thank you dear…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Stan the Label Applicator
I’ve had a lot of practiceWhere labels need to goWhere everyone can read themIs where they need to go…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ring
Write something incorporating the word ‘ring’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RING On each one of my handsI have (yep yep) five fingsWhat a lucky boy am IRing-a-ding-a-ding DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 