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How Gullible Are You?

1800’s I like to pride myselfNot being gullibleThen why fall I to adverts To Dye’s Voltaic Belt From Dr Dye Male corset guaranteed to“Restore manly vigour” Forerunner of Viagra I suppose…… ————– Then there was that time when “Sloan’s Liniment ” I bought.Good for “Man or Beast” they said.Does what they say it aught. IContinue reading “How Gullible Are You?”

Dobbin

My dad is checking DobbinDobbin out for meMaking sure he’s safe to rideSafe to ride for me Don MatthewsDecember 2022

I Love the Open Country

I love the open countryThe trees and the fresh airNo motor cars or freewaysCountry simple, bare Ah, country life…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Lazy Sod

Plenty workHe’s bloody slackTime to wakeHim up and back Jeez dad…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Painting Class

I like my daily painting classWith all my painting friendsDabbling in the coloursSend teacher round the bend Today we are exploring the colour green class…… Oh goody…… When your parents collect you you can show them what you have learnt…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Tea for Two

All prepared Tea for twoSounds real goodPasta stew Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Cilla and Francie

Priscilla is FCS resident cat. Friend Francie Cilla/FrancieHang on tightGone and lost it Outa sight Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Thank You Mummy

Here’s a little plum for youImpaled upon a stickSavour in your mouth my deerAfter having lick Mummy?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan’s Funeral Parlour Needs Our Help

I run a thriving businessUsing bodies (dead)Do not go getting vaccinatedThink of me instead I’m gonna start a Think of Stan Campaign…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms

Kenya’s got a problemCondom-lack it’s calledKenyans want to partyParty (women balled) Lack of Kenya’s condomsHavocking sex livesKenyans want to partySex to come alive Four-fifty million condomsNeeded annuallyOne-fifty now they only getSo problem Kenya, see? Dispensers they are emptyHospitals run outCondom condom where are you?Kenya’s Kenyans shout Condoms they did used to beImported, sent round freeImportContinue reading “Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms”