Fad VictorianaVictoriana what?Fashion of the day it seemsFashion headless shot Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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Follow Follow Follow
Follow follow followWe three follow itAt the kitchen windowWe three follow it Don MatthewsDecember 2022
My Trip to the Edge of Insanity
I’m sitting on the edgeDangling feet in seaTesting insane watersNup, too cold for me I retreated and told the GP of my adventure He said did you take any pics?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Litigious
Write something incorporating the word ‘litigious’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LITIGIOUS I’m feeling liti-igiousI’m in a shitty snitchMy lover’s done a runner (yep)A runner, shitty bitch She’s gonna pay Fan…… My lawyer says cool it…… We gotta think this through. She’s a smart shitty bitch……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Litigious”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Baby Lu-Lu Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Lu-Lu was a sweetieLovely golden locksDoggies yapped for Jesus(Worked for label Vox) Production Notes Poodles, stuffed, Studio warehouse Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Clothes Studio wardrobe Lu-Lu was concerned the poodles would poopWe said not to worry. They were properlyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Baby Lu-Lu Job”
Dis and Dem
Dis is meRocking demDey is happyMale and fem Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Oval Preparation
Preparing for a Test MatchThe ground it must look goodThe grass needs to be fertilisedAnd real as green grass should Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Ralph Takes His First Flight
Ralph is FCS resident dog They gave me some headphonesTo drown out the droneMy owner put arm roundTo make me at home Gulp…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Priscilla. Shit, What Woke Me?
Priscilla is FCS resident cat In a deep Deep deep sleepShit, what woke me?Shit what did? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Poet Don Q&A on Botted Chair
Poet Don enlighten usRe your botted chairIn which you rest your weary botOf cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. DM
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