doctor – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

My Trip to the Edge of Insanity

I’m sitting on the edgeDangling feet in seaTesting insane watersNup, too cold for me I retreated and told the GP of my adventure He said did you take any pics?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Overload Oh Overload

Overload oh overloadWhat have you done to meSent me in to overdriveSent me to GP Who changed the medicationTo brake my overdriveCos overdrive if drivved too longPuts question on survive Now have an altered drug regimeTo brake the load and driveKeep fingers crossed it does the trickAnd keeps me well, alive Don MatthewsNovember 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Hitler’s doctor)

Eduard Bloch, doctor to Hitler and his family, 1938 What is really curious is that he was Jewish and the Führer himself helped him to leave Germany.

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

‘Virus’ is a Latin word used by doctors to mean‘your guess is as good as mine’

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

I’m not a doctor but I’ll take a look

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Born free -|my father’s a doctor

My Doctor’s Advice

I had a nasty accidentTwo places, broke my legMy doctor said (on seeing it) Stop going there…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Doctor Poet Don

I cannot be without itMy without-fear is realMust have it always with meWithout, great fear I feel You sound in deep trouble…. What do you fear being without my child?…. My mobile phone…. Ah?…a typical case of nomaphobia…. What?…. A fear of being without your phone…. It has become so popular they havenow added yourContinue reading “Doctor Poet Don”