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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Uncle Les, Aunty Nancy and Randy Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Do you know Jesus?Randy did askAs all in RaptureIn Rapture did bask Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe. We chose dull blue for Nancy and Les Randy needed to stand out (for Jesus) Photographer Perc was able to get nice smilesWell done PercContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Uncle Les, Aunty Nancy and Randy Job”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sinister

Write something incorporating the word ‘sinister’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SINISTER Sinister/auspiciousTwo opposing wordsSorry, ode tonight Fan isDamnably absurd Ab-surd and judiciousOpposites they beOde I’m going to end now FanHa ha ho ho hee Not quite…… Judicious and (yep) lusciousCompletely different wordsI like luscious loveliesThinkContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sinister”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Repair

Write something incorporating the word ‘repair’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REPAIR I breaking upI need repairBut where to goI know not where? Bed…… Bed is brokeIt need repairWhere to takeI know not where? Pub…… Pub is brokeGone liquidateI in troubleShit no fake No fake FanNeedContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Repair”

The Path to Irrelevance

They’ve whinged their way to irrelevanceWhine whine whineBut that’s OK OK by meFine fine fine Coronation invite?No way mateWhine whine whine whineYou too late We making lotsa moneyWhine whine whineLife all nice and ritzyFine fine fine Netflix we both love youWhine whine whineRepercussions don’t careFine by us They’ve whinged their way to irrelevanceWhine whine whineButContinue reading “The Path to Irrelevance”

“This Makes a Great Christmas Gift”

I done a Christmas crackerA digital trading cardMe as SupertrumpmanVote me (your trading bard) I’m gonna soon (yep) name meVice-presidential pickWho’ll be beside me alwaysVice-presidential DickWe (public) think your card isA stupid git ideaYou as trumped-up Superman?You stupid trumped-up git “This makes a great Christmas gift” folks The $99 card is receiving much public ridiculeContinue reading ““This Makes a Great Christmas Gift””