“This Makes a Great Christmas Gift”

I done a Christmas cracker
A digital trading card
Me as Supertrumpman
Vote me (your trading bard)

I’m gonna soon (yep) name me
Vice-presidential pick
Who’ll be beside me always
Vice-presidential Dick

We (public) think your card is
A stupid git idea
You as trumped-up Superman?
You stupid trumped-up git

“This makes a great Christmas gift” folks

The $99 card is receiving much public ridicule

Don Matthews
December 2022

Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

One thought on ““This Makes a Great Christmas Gift”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: