

I done a Christmas cracker
A digital trading card
Me as Supertrumpman
Vote me (your trading bard)
I’m gonna soon (yep) name me
Vice-presidential pick
Who’ll be beside me always
Vice-presidential Dick
We (public) think your card is
A stupid git idea
You as trumped-up Superman?
You stupid trumped-up git
“This makes a great Christmas gift” folks
The $99 card is receiving much public ridicule
Don Matthews
December 2022
And they are deserving of much public ridicule.
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