Come on Bessie time forWalkies round the blockChat with all the neighbours(Bessie’s not a cock) Pink for girls blue for boys…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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Stan Solves a Garage Problem
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We bought a car we likedGarage would not fit itStan saw the answer straight awaySaid yep. sure, I can fix it We like it Stan…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Wedding
We celebrated weddingWith fireworks (great idea)We kissed across the wedding cakeThen all did shout a cheer Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Harness
When taking them for walkiesA harness you will needPink for girls and blue for boysSuits any kind of breed Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The MC Pooh Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc MC’s a self-styled funkerReal cool type, no cheap junkShit, Perc and I we closed our eyesWhen MC funked on bunk Production Notes Pooh brought model, suggested pose. Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Shoes/glasses Studio wardrobe Post Production Notes We getContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The MC Pooh Job”
Priscilla and Religion
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I am a dead-set atheistMy owners want me faithedInto the Christian church they doTrue feline Christian based I will NOT be converted…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Rhymes
My rhymes are getting harderTo now construct with witWhy this is I do not knowMaybe I’m past it? They’re getting kinda puerileChildish, silly, wotLacking depth and meaningHave I lost the plot? One day it all comes easyThe next day, gone, all shotI wonder what is going onHave I lost the plot? Am I too focusedContinue reading “Rhymes”
Robando and Miranda
Robando and MirandaLoading for the dayDelivering to their outletsNothing more to say Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hardship
Write something incorporating the word ‘hardship’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HARDSHIP I don’t have no problemsIn nap afternoonNo hardship I find itI dream of the moon Nice lunar dreams Fan……. Wave to Loony…… DM
I’m in a bit of Trouble
I’m in a bit of troubleHey you there hear my pleaWe hear nothing, we see nothingNothing do we see Do we bruvver?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 