humour – Page 191 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemRoad just disappearedHere one minute gone the nextEnded up down here I gotta big problem…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Miljus Svetlana Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Miljus was a sweetieWith her klik and klakSaid that if the cover goodShe’d be coming back Production Notes Nuyg outfit Studio wardrobe Klik klak balls Studio warehouseNot often used these ballsMiljus did special tricksWe were perplexed Post Production Notes In appreciation forContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Miljus Svetlana Job”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Discuss

Write something incorporating the word ‘discuss’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DISCUSS Where I am, we’ve done our dashChristmas day’s done goneDiscuss I am too full of pudWith that rhyme’s now done Burp……… DM

Ronald

Seems Ronald’s got a problemDoesn’t look too happyNot his usual Ronald selfNot his usual snappy Management need to speak to Ronald…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Blanket

Write something incorporating the word ‘blanket’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BLANKET I now choose to say blanketInstead of shit and fuck itIt does sound more respectableThan fuck it, shit (go suck it) Blanket…..suck it and see Fan DM

Usual Crossing

Just a usual crossingOver quiet seaMakes a little awkward thoughStanding doing pee Don MatthewsDecember 2022

I Love Ralph

Ralph is FCS resident dog I love RalphRalph loves meWe love ball playScroll down see Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Finding New Ways

Online serviceFast to youAll for shortcutsQuick ways, new Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Melanie Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc We dressed we did young Melanie(Safka was her name)In cloth of finest doilyYoung Mel then shot to fame Production Notes Working for the Buddah label we thought a Buddah pose would go down well Perc and Melanie really hit it offHe showedContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Melanie Job”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Jo and Jan Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Jo and Jan were sistersLovers too as wellNever did get lonelyRinga-dinga-bell Production Notes Matching blue sweaters Studio wardrobeA good contrast to the golden locks we thought Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Photographer Perc was able to capture thatdreamy faraway lookWell doneContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Jo and Jan Job”