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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Both

Write something incorporating the word ‘both’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BOTH Both said back is thob FanThob (yep) yo ho hoHappy New Year everyoneThought you’d like to know Happy New Year and a thob to you Fan…… DM

Sailing

I’m gonna go out sailingOn the local lakeTake my boat out for the dayWhole day of it make Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Ralph gets a New Bed

Ralph is FCS resident dog My owners they did buy meA nice and comfy bedA bed to stretch out languidlyA bed to rest my head Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Fashion Dick

Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Do you like my fashion?I’m a private dick (bang bang)Stan said he could tone downTone down size of dick Thankyou Stan. It is embarrassingly large…… Welcome…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reserved

Write something incorporating the word ‘reserved’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RESERVED I have reserved this space forTonight, my verse, my odeBut don’t know what to write about? I tried Fan. Sorry…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Custody

Write something incorporating the word ‘custody’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CUSTODY I’m turning all yellow and custodyTurning all yellow and thickI ate too much yellow chick curryIt’s coming up yellow in sick Sorry Fan. It just came out…… DM

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