humour – Page 186 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

They Showed Me How To Do It

They showed me how to do itSaid go and practice itI’ve tried and tried so many timesNo luck, I give up, shit Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fetish

Write something incorporating the word ‘fetish’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FETISH I have a fetishAbout high heel spikesEspecially the tall ones10 inch ones (yikes!) Yikes Fan…… DM

Christmas Lights

Next door’s lights we liked (yep)Thought we’d duplicateA two-house lit up ChristmasBoth now up to date Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Next Speaker

I am the next speaker(Just checking things out)My tongue is performingI’m happy about Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Door

Write something incorporating the word ‘door’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DOOR I made of woodI am a doorAttached to jambOne inch from floor I am a floorMy friend the doorSits a-top meBoth me and he… …are buddies Buddies. Floor and door Fan. How nice…… DM

Journalist

The letter h is aitch it isPronounce I do know howI am a learned journalistPronounce I do know how Yep

Boat Safety

Important is boat safetyShould a boat capsizeSafety jacket must be wornAnd of cor-rect size Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Remarkable

Write something incorporating the word ‘remarkable’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REMARKABLE I find it quite remarkableThat I am lost for wordsI don’t know what to write aboutRemarkable, absurd DM

Bread

I made myself some breadEnclosed it in a lightAdded also battery(Looks best when viewed at night) Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Stan. Bike Sign Planter

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I have this bike signAnd have a great spotI have lots of knowledgeSign planting I got Don MatthewsJanuary 2023