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Electrician

I am an electricianReady at the callI’m very good at balancingRarely ever fall Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:electrician, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Electrician

Top Job Son

You’ve done a top electric jobA great job I can seeHe only wanted extra oneBut you did give him three Top job son…. Thanks boss…. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 23, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:apprentice, electrician, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Top Job Son

Stan Does a Fan/Light Install

Recommended by next doorWe asked electrician StanCould he come install for usA light/electric fan?…. Done lots of theseTime to flick the switchWatch fruits of my labour Seems to be a problem?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 26, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:electrician, humour, poetry, stan3 Comments on Stan Does a Fan/Light Install

Stan Does an Electrics Job

I went to universityStudied all the rulesFully safety conscious nowApplying all the rules…. Call Stan for your next electrical job…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 18, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:electrician, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Does an Electrics Job

Stan Wires Up an Elevator

In trade school I learnt how to wire upElevators (got me Pass A)Scroll down for the first lift I wired upMy very first lift on display…. I also wire up lights…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 1, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:electrician, elevator, humour, poetry, stan6 Comments on Stan Wires Up an Elevator

Have Job to do on Ceiling

Have job to do on ceilingLike playing on the edgeHave job to to on ceilingMy ladder for a ledge…. One of Stan’s trainees…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electrician, humour, poetry, safety fail8 Comments on Have Job to do on Ceiling

Stan the Sprinkler Installer

At university I learntThat water/power don’t mixDon’t obey this golden ruleYou inna shit, real fix….. Stan is a fully licensed electrician also. He knows his stuff…… Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 20, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electrician, humour, poetry3 Comments on Stan the Sprinkler Installer

Pakistani Electrician

I am a PakistaniWorker of the wiresUse my trusty ladder whenNeeding to get higher…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 28, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electrician, humour, ladder, poetry, safety2 Comments on Pakistani Electrician

Stan Does Some Electrical Work Over the Lake

I had to reach the wiresStringing ‘cross the lakeThought up the bestest pathwayPathway I should take…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 22, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electrician, humour, poetry, safety2 Comments on Stan Does Some Electrical Work Over the Lake

Electrician

I am an electricianReady at the callI’m very good at balancingRarely ever fall…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 20, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electrician, humour, poetry13 Comments on Electrician

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