cat – Page 27 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fiddles and Me

I named my new cat FiddlesFiddles named me DonYou maybe think this madness?Possibly, ding dong Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Harry the Taxi Horse

I am a horse (called Harry)Taxi work I doCarry all sorts on my backCock-a-doodle-doo Rooster at top provided cock-a-doodle-doo…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Priscilla Practices for the Olympics

High flyer is PriscillaHere’s she’s practisingReadies, then she launchesInto sky, high fling…. Fearless…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Priscilla Establishes Alien Contact

Cilla contacts aliensKeeps in touch dailyEvidence she has for usScroll right down and see…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Just been thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have better manners than mine). Demanded I post their work immediately. So, I apologise for aContinue reading “Priscilla Establishes Alien Contact”

Priscilla Passes the Table Test

Despite my whiskey tippleI’ve passed the table testShown I am in full controlShown I’m at my best…. I am in full control…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Beam Me Up Scottie

Priscilla is our resident FCS cat Me and Scottie get on wellEstablished good rapportRides in spaceship all for freeUp me Scottie, more…. Bet ya didn’t know I was in with the aliens did ya…….meow Don MatthewsJuly 2021

A Monster’s Been Reported

A monster’s been reportedI’m told it is a catIt’s name they say’s PriscillaWhat a nice name is that…. Shit…. This must be a different Priscilla readers (two reasons). I don’t feed our FCS Priscilla ‘MonsterMeow’. And I have trained her to be nice, not mean like this…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

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