Bach is the music of choiceTo soothe buyers into a buyFrom shampoo, to cars, even lingerieAs writer, I ask is that why? Bach would not be happy with this commercialization of his musicHe was a very devout Lutheran https://www.classicfm.com/composers/bach/music-makes-us-spend-advertising-study/ Don MatthewsJuly 2021 I like the plum candy one dear….. I’ll take six please…. And the……Continue reading “Hair and a G-String”
Tag Archives: Cars
Stan Digs Into a Motor
Why waste pneumatic energyWhen I can look from hereI’ve got it Perc no problemsCan jump right down from here…. Good on you Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
They Impounded My Porsche. What?….
Wrapped up my Porsche in gold vinylDid it for show and a razzleCops took it from me , impoundedSaid it’s not safe, caused a dazzle What?….. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/driver-takes-rap-for-dazzling-gold-porsche-8mvnqjj8r Don MatthewsMay 2021
Doof Doof Doof
They come round my corner sound blastingBloody well raising the roofThe windows rattle out of their window framesSubwoofers belt out doof doof doof The occupants must be stone deaf….. Don’t get me started on car and motorbike exhausts…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
Poet Don Reporting on 8748
Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team The number of cars that were soldSeptember 94In Canada of Ford typeNo less, and no, no more Good to know… Thankyou…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 FCS Management Note Remember this important fact It could beContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 8748”
Poet Don Reporting from Autoland
Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Poet Don (from Autoland) You can’t repair your brake? Forget the brake, refocus and Your horn just louder make
Happy Little Overtaker
I am a happy overtaker O’ertaking thas and thit Singing happy as I go Mercedes, crash, oh shit….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 I just like playing round with wordsAnd having fun
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 