I keep my carLooking shitCos no-one thenBothers it,…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Tag Archives: car
Priscilla and the Silly Game
Priscilla is FCS resident cat This is such a silly gameBanging on the glassI’ll just pretend and humour himBanging on the glass…. Shit cat…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Dork
I am a dorkLying on carWhy am I lying here? Dunno…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Bonkers Club
Anyone who posts each day is bonkers I’m in the Club of Bonkers(Not that sort of bonk)You wanna come and join us?Just give your horn a honk Entry denied…… What?…… Come on in…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
What a Lovely Day Dear
What a lovely day dearFor driving in the carYou’re slowing dear. Why is that?…. Good heavens, what is he doing dear?…… I think he saw a bird do it…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
What Are You Complaining For?
What are you complaining for?If you can’t drive ‘long theseYou don’t deserve to have a carThese are just a breeze…. But I want to back in ….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Keep Your Eyes on the Road
We manufacture safety aidsFor using in the carMuch research we do on thisMuch research by far…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Gertrude
Hop in the car there GertrudeWe’re going for a driveTo see your distant cousinsThey’re a’waiting your arrive I phoned in advance….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Write-Off
Was driving in the countryConcentrating (sort of)Suddenly Big Red appearedCar? Turned out a write-off Big Reds they own the countryYou’re just a tourist thereConcentrate, respect themCause they your car don’t care They have the right of way thereIt’s not the CBDYou’ve all been warned about thisIgnore, you’ll damage see Don Matthews December 2019 Is thisContinue reading “Write-Off”
Beep Beep
I am a happy Chinese carBeep beep, yep, here I comeBeep beep to you MercedesWhy you look so glum?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 