Ran into a problemFew dents, big stuff?, noKnocked out all the bent stuffShould be good to go…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: accident
Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS
Obeyed I did the ladyOf the GPSRight she said, sharp right here StanOf which I did obey…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Launches New Boat
Got a new boatRead how to launchSounds pretty easyEasy to launch…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Something Went Wrong
Doing job employed to doHumming happy songWhen suddenly from nowhereSomething went bit wrong…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Best Man
Had a spot of trouble(Wedding, I’m best man)Grabbed the wedding presentCame just as I am…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Chain
You must check the loadAnd strength of the chainOtherwise you’ll end upEmbarrassed, in pain…. Stan says looks like they forgot to check load and chain strength. Silly……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Watching Television. Real Comfy
Was sitting comfy in my chairWatching televisionWhen suddenly I heard a crackThought I, in street, collision? Golly gosh…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Two-Way Gear
Remember which directionWe need to travel dearYou are sometimes forgetfulIt is a two-way gear…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Special Car
I’ve gotta special carDoors open verticalHelped me out real big time here(Also floozy gal)…. How did’ya get there?…… Don’t ask…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Gets the Car Serviced
Guided by the guy in frontI mounted service rampWhen in place my foot I putOn brake, and hard did stamp…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 