Got metal detectorWent to look for carWhere I thought I’d parked itHello? there you are? Scroll down… DM
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Stan. Toilet Installer
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Lack of space availableWhere to put the looCupboard lying empty was theBest that I could do Scroll down…. We love it Stan…… DM
Abandoned and Neglected
I used to be a mansionWith many many stairsAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care Scroll down… DM
Floor
Helping mummy clean upMummy clean up floorHelping mummy clean upMummy clean up more Scroll down… DM
Miffy
Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM
Hole
We’re tending to the brickworkFixing up a holeSafety is our mottoSafety is our goal Scroll down… DM
Miffy
I don’t know how it happenedMy tongue it seems is stuckOne minute lick the next one lickThen lick then wtf? Scroll down… DM
Rubbish
I’ve gotta bag of rubbishTo throw up in the skipReady steady one two threeThrow up from the hip Scroll down… DM
Granite Kitchen Makers
We are kitchen makersOf granite tops with sheenAdvertising all our waresOn your computer screenScroll down… DM
Playground
I love it in the playgroundPlaying happilyPlaying with my happy friendsScroll down have looksee Shit, you OK sweetie?…… DM
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