Where would you like to be buried dear? When you depart from here I really haven’t given this much thought dear Surprise me and pick anywhere Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Asked of comedian Bob Hope by his wife
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Ben and Jerry’s New Icecream Flavour
Ben and Jerry’s Icecream Great new flavour yum Orange juice with toothpaste chunks Minty fresh (ho hum) Brush your teeth with icecream Thankyou Jerry Ben No more toothbrush silly stuff Icecream them, amen Don MatthewsJuly 2020
We Have a Visitor Nemo
Man plunges into Sydney Zoo aquarium in underwear. Startled fish dart away (who wouldn’t?). Zoo management unimpressed. .Police investigating Good heavens, a new fish has joined us To share in our aqueous abode My fishy friends darting (all startled) What’s that on it’s bottom is growed? New fish friend he videod the plungement Exclaiming shitContinue reading “We Have a Visitor Nemo”
Poet Don Converses with his Favourite Cafe Chair
My chair was not taken, it beckoned Come sit with me while you partake Your favourite cappuccino, Vittoria What pleasant conversation can we make? (I think he’s losing the plot….) Don MatthewsJuly 2020
I Have an Addled Brain
I am a flippant poet Engaged in flippancy Not always do I follow Rules of diplomacy Refusing of correctness Political that is I’ll do my thing regardless ‘Cause that’s the way I is OK I may get addled And have a brain that’s shot I can’t complain about it It’s what God had, I gotContinue reading “I Have an Addled Brain”
Thankyou
We at FCS wish to thank you for your continued support of our news reporter cum children’s educator cum sheep shepherd Poet Don He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team and comes to us from the esteemed Poets Society We are lucky to have found him FCS Management
Happy Little Overtaker
I am a happy overtaker O’ertaking thas and thit Singing happy as I go Mercedes, crash, oh shit….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 I just like playing round with wordsAnd having fun
Poet Don’s Warning on World Fall-Apart Day
Poet Don reporting Breaking news for you! World is falling ‘part on 10th Needing lots of glue Bit of a worry… Yes my son…. Please donate all full/part-full tubes of glue to Poet Don’s GLUE BACK THE WORLD DAY (11TH) Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here withContinue reading “Poet Don’s Warning on World Fall-Apart Day”
Tribute in a Tribute
Fine carpets in the Roman EmpireWere valued Used for paying taxes Cleopatra presented herself to CaesarRolled up in one A tribute in a tribute Clever strategyClever woman Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Our New Cat Priscilla
Priscilla the cat’s joined our household Priscilla, on pilchards, is fed She’s chosen my bedroom to bunk down for the night I’m happy to give up my bed You’re kind daddy….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 