We know a lot about insects , butThere’s one thing we can’t claimOf all the species in the worldFour-fifths yet don’t have names Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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New Olympic Sport
Breakdancing’s been accepted asA new Olympic sportI think we also should bring back Frog jumping…. Snail racing….. Both UK and Australia have been practising hard for an invitation to compete in the Olympics. While UK holds the world record for racing snails, Australia is streets ahead when it comes to our jumping frogs. Race meetsContinue reading “New Olympic Sport”
Gossip
Just heard a little gossipA little, yes, I knowDespite just being littleA long way it will go Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Yummy Delicious
True story Just been at my friends birthdayParty eating rumBalls, yummy deliciousIn car now eating some…. More What’s this, a roadblock breath test?Blow in here sir, Hello?You’re way above the limitI really didn’t know?…. Given a reduced suspension of 3 mthsand fined minimum amount Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Out Of Control
Humans you are stupidYou should be killing meInstead you show more interest inYour economy I won’t go ‘way until youGet serious with meAnd put on hold until I’m goneYour economy You still go round all tight-packedDespite a Covid planAre you really serious1 metre gap? a sham White House is still crowd-packingDon’t seem that they haveContinue reading “Out Of Control”
Thankyou Priscilla
I’ve been out hunting for a mouseBrought this one home for youFeels different to the usual onesSounds bit rattly too Don MatthewsDecember 2020
But Am I Thus?
I play the foolBut am I thus?The Grammar BoardAbove, scream, cuss Tuff…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
“Mars Here We Come” Elon Musk
The rocket took off as predictedAscended just at the right speedEntered trajectory as programmedJust didn’t touch ground as agreed Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Supremely Bad
I just don’t seem to have much luckIn turning election roundSupreme Court’s just said go get lostMy claims they’ve baseless found It’s all so unfair…. I even appointed three of them…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Christmas With the Seven Dwarfs 2020
The seven dwarfs have been advised(They think it’s awfully crappy)Can only meet in groups of sixAnd one of them’s not Happy
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 