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Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Look At Pics Of Their EIF Holiday Camp Adventure T#22 (+ 3 poems not seen on FCS)

Every Monday Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph used to look forward to their adventure at the EIF Holiday Camp. That is, until it suddenly shut down, without any warning. Understandably they are distressed and quite puzzled as to what is going on. I said maybe no longer viable?… overheads too great perhaps?…or it needed toContinue reading “Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Look At Pics Of Their EIF Holiday Camp Adventure T#22 (+ 3 poems not seen on FCS)”

Parody Oh Parody

Parody oh parodyWhat have you done to me?The WordPress Board of Ethics areChasing after me You’ve parodied our daffodilsSuch pretty little flowersThat shoot each year in springtimeHelped up by rainy showers What the Ethics Board are up in arms about Don MatthewsApril 2021

Answering Machine Message

“I am not available right nowbut thankyou for caring enough to callI am making some changes in my lifePlease leave a message after the beepIf I do not return your call you are one of the changes”

Three Beat Rhymer

I am a three beat rhymerEach line beats 1, 2, 3Why do I always do this? Dunno?…. I am a three beat rhymer1, 2, 3 each line beatsWhy do I always do this? Beats me?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Bloody Neurons

I’ve got so many ideasComing out my headMy bloody neurons won’t let upThey just won’t go to bed I’m doomed…. Don MatthewsUnder neuron attackApril 2021

Stan’s Taken On a New Job

Stan’s taken on a new jobOne in which he revelsWith his little scoop he trapsBubbles, for spirit levels Someone has to do it…. Don’t they?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Sign on Hawaiian Island of Maui

Don MatthewsApril 2021

Hugging in March 2020

In March of twenty twentyThis is what I was toldHugging those not in your familyMust be put on hold It caused me a lot of pain…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Jeez Skip, the WP Board of Ethics Are After Me

Am I not allowed toParody a postPut my creative talent toWhere it works the most? No you cannot do this DonDisrepute it bringsWe the WordPress Board of EthicsWon’t allow such thing Don MatthewsApril 2021 Forward all complaints to the WP Ethics Board

I Regret to Advise

I regret to advise the collaborationbetween FCS and EIF has hit a bump and come unstuck Sadly, the widely-read and much-enjoyed Monday trilogies on EIF will no longer be appearing Understandably , Skip, Priscilla and Ralph are distraughtover the sudden and unexpected closure of EIF’s Holiday Camp They have greatly enjoyed their 6-month holiday thereContinue reading “I Regret to Advise”