Just heard a little gossipA little, yes, I knowDespite just being littleA long way it will go Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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Yummy Delicious
True story Just been at my friends birthdayParty eating rumBalls, yummy deliciousIn car now eating some…. More What’s this, a roadblock breath test?Blow in here sir, Hello?You’re way above the limitI really didn’t know?…. Given a reduced suspension of 3 mthsand fined minimum amount Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Out Of Control
Humans you are stupidYou should be killing meInstead you show more interest inYour economy I won’t go ‘way until youGet serious with meAnd put on hold until I’m goneYour economy You still go round all tight-packedDespite a Covid planAre you really serious1 metre gap? a sham White House is still crowd-packingDon’t seem that they haveContinue reading “Out Of Control”
Thankyou Priscilla
I’ve been out hunting for a mouseBrought this one home for youFeels different to the usual onesSounds bit rattly too Don MatthewsDecember 2020
But Am I Thus?
I play the foolBut am I thus?The Grammar BoardAbove, scream, cuss Tuff…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
“Mars Here We Come” Elon Musk
The rocket took off as predictedAscended just at the right speedEntered trajectory as programmedJust didn’t touch ground as agreed Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Supremely Bad
I just don’t seem to have much luckIn turning election roundSupreme Court’s just said go get lostMy claims they’ve baseless found It’s all so unfair…. I even appointed three of them…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Christmas With the Seven Dwarfs 2020
The seven dwarfs have been advised(They think it’s awfully crappy)Can only meet in groups of sixAnd one of them’s not Happy
Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries
I’m getting real excitedVaccine’s not far awayI think I’ll order plenty moreTo keep covid away I’m sorry Mr PresidentYou had the chance beforeTo order vaccine made by usTo order extra, more But you refused the chance…. We’re now committed to supplying other countries. Sorry…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 The Associated Press and Denise Chow21h ago /Continue reading “Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries”
Ellen and Portia’s New Upgrade
Forgot Portia. Sorry…. Ellen and Portia have just sold their houseBalinese style, 33 millTraded it in for a much nicer oneOnly paid 49 mill Neighbours now Megan and HarryTo friend with and form a close bondPriciest ever sold in the areaComplete with a large lily pond How nice…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 