FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Prissy you’re a dumb catThe door is open wide (nearly)Don’t look at me and meow like thatMove left and come inside meow?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
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Rewarding Antisocial Behaviour. Drug Mule Shapelle Corby
Corby is to star inA realty TV showShe came to fame as drug muleWhy do we stoop this low? Because we want people watching our show (ratings you know), and we don’t care how we go about it…. It’s just wrong Don MatthewsOctober 2020 Does crime pay? Claims that convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby is ‘set to receive aContinue reading “Rewarding Antisocial Behaviour. Drug Mule Shapelle Corby”
Priscilla Desires Playtime with Fish
That little fishy up thereI’d like to splash with, playJust need to figure how to get upGet up there some way Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Tik Tok Follower
Man dies just 19 Tik Tok followers short of 100K Bummer…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Toilet Paper Increases
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Toilet paper went upWhile kitty litter dropped $23 -$16 If only I could work out a way to use it? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
We Have a Slight Problem
But boss I built the stepsExactly as on planYou say there is a problemThey need be built again? Why?…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Did You Know?
No I didn’t Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Happy Birthday Jana
Happy birthday Jana21st of JuneSunny day and friends around(Do love the balloons) Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Seatbelt
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I couldn’t work out how the seatbelt worked Then it clicked Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Priscilla’s Into Pull-ups
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Priscilla loves her pull-upsTones her muscles (front)Which she uses (skillfully)When she mices hunt Don’t look at me like that PrissI know my grammar’s wrongI know that pussy’s in the wellHark, listen? Ding ding dong meow… (my master’s lost it) Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 